Carbon (left) and Tungsten (right) are angry that I’ve even posted this, and are tired of constantly being humiliated. They also want the world to know that they are grossly under-fed, despite the fact that they manage a combined total of about 40lbs.

Carbon and Tungsten hate all hats, but hats that make them look like chickens most of all.

These two are very friendly when they feel like it, and will likely greet you at the door if you come visit. When Carbon lumbers into the room, you will inevitably exclaim: “that’s a BIG kitty!”